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crackpot index
« on: September 16, 2009, 02:33:42 am »
stumbled across this site, which lets you calculate how much a forum poster verges towards crackpottery

i especially like the following one :

#36 : 40 points for claiming that when your theory is finally appreciated, present-day science will be seen for the sham it truly is. (30 more points for fantasizing about show trials in which scientists who mocked your theories will be forced to recant.)
"I don't have to know an answer. I don't feel frightened by not knowing things; by being lost in a mysterious universe without any purpose — which is the way it really is, as far as I can tell, possibly. It doesn't frighten me." ~ Richard Feynman
"One should always strive to make things as simple as possible - but no simpler" ~ Albert Einstein
"Tiny minds need to shrink the grand concepts of the universe until they fit the size of their tiny mind"

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Re: crackpot index
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2009, 02:35:23 am »
I like this one:

10 points for pointing out that you have gone to school, as if this were evidence of sanity.

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Re: crackpot index
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009, 02:46:58 am »
on the other hand, #13 is full of pitfalls

10 points for offering prize money to anyone who proves and/or finds any flaws in your theory

because we all know that this type of person is totally impervious to that sort of approach + will never cough up, as they always will worm their way out of any type of proof
"I don't have to know an answer. I don't feel frightened by not knowing things; by being lost in a mysterious universe without any purpose — which is the way it really is, as far as I can tell, possibly. It doesn't frighten me." ~ Richard Feynman
"One should always strive to make things as simple as possible - but no simpler" ~ Albert Einstein
"Tiny minds need to shrink the grand concepts of the universe until they fit the size of their tiny mind"

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Re: crackpot index
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2010, 08:08:27 am »
29.  30 points for suggesting that a famous figure secretly disbelieved in a theory which he or she publicly supported. (E.g., that Feynman was a closet opponent of special relativity, as deduced by reading between the lines in his freshman physics textbooks.)

i agree with that'n!

If there is no possibility of failure, then victory is meaningless.

Some people were thought to be brave just because they were too craven to run!

ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα - I know that I know nothing

Δεν ελπίζω τίποτα. Δε φοβʊμαι τίποτα. Είμαι λεύτερος. - I hope nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.